Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)


Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (USA, 2008) - Color, Director(s): John Gulager
MPAA Rating: R
Approx. 97 min.

Z-rating: 9 out of 10 stars for crude humor and violence

This sequel to the original Feast really becomes more of a comedy with horror elements. Starting off with Biker Queen riding into town and finding the hand of Harley Mom (from the first film) in the jaws of some mutt, she promptly blows it away with her boomstick. She finds the bartender from the first film under the bed of pick up or something and questions him about what happened to Harley Mom. After telling her about the monsters and the events of the first film, Biker Queen knocks him out and drags him with her into the next time in search of revenge. Meanwhile in the next town, we're introduced to two midget wrestlers by the names Thunder & Lightning. Lightning, a masked midget Mexican luchador, is in the bedroom giving his girlfriend a hot meat injection when a monster grabs her from the window and tears off half of her upper torso off. The two midgets are shown fleeing from the trailer park, now completely overrun by monsters, with Lightning's enormous third leg flapping in the wind. We are introduced to the rest of the cast as their backstories unfold and we see how they all cross each other's paths. All of them eventually ending up in the metal shop where the two midgets are hiding out. They attempt to get into the jail across the way, where a vagabond is currently holed up and defending. Their solution: a fuckin midget catapult. Yes, they take the clothes off of some of the HOTTEST biker chicks I've ever seen and use them to build a midget catapult to fling one of those "little people" (as they like to be called) from one rooftop to another. This film wins on so many levels....

Nudity: We get to see a single tit when the monster pulls Lightning's girlfriend out of the window, but the real payload lies closer to the end of the film with the biker chicks. First off, let me say that these have to be the hottest biker gals I've ever seen in my entire life. With the exception of Biker Queen, this gang of biker super hotties provides much of the sex appeal in this movie. Unfortunately, there isn't any full frontal in this movie... so we have to settle for some awesome boobage. (But they get extra points for being quality boobs)

Biker chicks have nice tits in this movie

Gore: In this film, the gore is to be used more for shock value than to supplement the storyline. So in that sense, the gore here becomes a little more ridiculous. This film starts to become more of a splatter film as more body fluids are spewed, gushed, sprayed out of every orifice from creatures and humans alike.

Awesome: To the MAX!!!! This is definitely a movie that's right up my alley. There's hot chicks, boobs, and animal rape. There's toilet humor, crass dialogue, and “crude sexuality”. They build a fuckin midget catapult, kill a baby, and there's even a scene with MONSTER BUKKAKE!!!! This movie is wrong on so many levels. That's why this one comes highly recommended from the Z-portal.

[Also, check out my reviews of Feast and Feast III: The Happy Finish]